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“The word 'hero' has been bandied about a lot to refer to anyone killed in Afghanistan or Iraq. But anyone who voluntarily goes to Afghanistan or Iraq [as a soldier] is fighting for an evil cause under an evil commander in chief.”

Quote by Ted Rall

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Ted Rall is an American cartoonist and political satirist, born on August 26, 1963. His work is known for its sharp political satire and satirical cartoons, often commenting on political and social issues. more

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