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“He reminded me of Gerald Roma from grade school, who used to burn ants with a magnifying glass. He was never quite right. It was weird that he spontaneously combusted during finals week our freshman year in college. Payback was a bitch.”

Quote by Darynda Jones

Book:Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet
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Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

This book is a part of a series that combines elements of fantasy and humor. The protagonist, a grim reaper, finds himself entangled in the everyday struggles of humans while managing his duties in the afterlife. more

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Darynda Jones
Darynda Jones

Darynda Jones, born in 1965, is an acclaimed American author known for her unique sense of humor and emotional depth in her novels. Her works have gained widespread attention and praise from readers. more

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