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“If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it's oral sex, I know it's time to renew my driver's license.”

Quote by Ray Romano

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Ray Romano, born on December 21, 1957, is a renowned American actor. He is best known for his role in the television series 'Everybody Loves Raymond', for which he won numerous awards. Romano's comedic style is highly appreciated by audiences. more

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