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“We now buy watches primarily for their looks, price, or additional functions. The fact that they tell time seems lost.”

Quote by George Carlin

Book:Brain Droppings

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Brain Droppings

This book is a compilation of the author's thoughts and observations on various topics, offering a humorous take on everyday life and human nature. more

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George Carlin, born on May 12, 1937, in New York, USA, was a renowned American comedian, writer, and actor. His career began in the 1960s, and he became famous for his unique sense of humor and insightful observations on social phenomena. Carlin was known for his sharp wit and satirical take on politics, religion, language, and culture, often sparking controversy but also winning widespread acclaim. more

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