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“OSCAR. (With a pointing finger.) I'm warning you. You want to live here, I don't want to see you, I don't want to hear you and I don't want to smell your cooking. Now get this spaghetti off my poker table. FELIX. Ha! Haha! OSCAR. What the hell's so funny? FELIX. It's not spaghetti. It's linguini! (OSCAR picks up the plate of linguini, crosses to the doorway, and hurls it into the kitchen.) OSCAR. Now it's garbage!”

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Book:The Odd Couple - A Comedy in Three Acts
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The Odd Couple - A Comedy in Three Acts

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Neil Simon
Neil Simon

Neil Simon is an American playwright known for his humorous and satirical style. His works cover a wide range of themes from family life to social issues, with many adapted into films and television shows. Born on July 4, 1927, Simon's career spanned over half a century, with more than 30 plays to his name. more

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