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“I hope they produce twenty-seven bouncing babies for Uncle Bobby to spoil rotten. Then I'll hand them back when they need changing and bathing and whatnot.”

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Book:The Price of Lemon Cake

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The Price of Lemon Cake

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Jennifer Ashley

Jennifer Ashley, born in 1974, is a talented author whose works span various literary genres, including novels, poetry, and drama. Ashley is renowned for her unique narrative style and profound insights into human nature. more

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