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“Men marched away, Vimes. And men marched back. How glorious the battles would have been that they never had to fight!”

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Book:Jingo
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Jingo

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Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett was a British author renowned for his fantasy novel series, 'Discworld'. His works are appreciated for their unique humor and profound philosophical insights. Pratchett's contributions to literature extend beyond fantasy, encompassing science fiction, humor, and children's literature. more

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