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“At one point, I began to think that I had a divine doorman. Lenny was the most unlikely incarnation of God I could imagine, and yet, I kept drifting irresistibly towards this absurd conclusion. Despite my staunchly atheistic inclinations, I couldn't explain Lenny any other way. But eventually I came to my senses and realized that he was just one of those game show freaks with an encyclopedic memory. That didn't make him God, did it? Would God proclaim so regularly how much he likes Patsy's Pizza?”

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Book:Stories and Scripts: an Anthology
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“Miles: What would you even do with a car? Besides sit behind the wheel and make vroom-vroom noises? Lenny: Dang, I thought for sure you weren't listening. I'd sell it, obviously. And use they money to buy a pair of roller skates. Roller skates are more my speed. Miles: Expensive pair of roller skates. Lenny: They'd be made of NFTs. Miles: You have no idea what NFTs are, do you? Lenny: Does anyone? No! Don't attempt to explain it.”

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