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“Who can sleep when we've got Trish the fuckin' bulldozer with us?”

Quote by Simone Elkeles

Book:Return to Paradise

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Return to Paradise

This book takes readers on a journey to a picturesque setting, where complex emotions and profound life lessons intertwine. The narrative delves into the lives of its characters, examining their struggles and triumphs in the face of adversity. more

Author

Simone Elkeles is an American author born on April 24, 1970. Her works primarily focus on the lives of teenagers and interpersonal relationships, winning widespread acclaim for her realistic and delicate writing style. more

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