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“When Indra wanted to disrupt a sages penance, he would disburse Celestial hotties like OnlyFans subscriptions”

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Book:Shadows Rising

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“Kunti had been a gracious host to a wandering sage named Durvasa. Pleased with her devotion, he taught her a magical hymn that could be used to invoke any god to ‘bless her’ with a child. It goes without saying that dishing out boons like that to a teenager wasn't a smart idea.”

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Book:Shadows Rising

Source: Shadows Rising

“It turned out that sex with a god was divine in more ways than one. Once Surya was done illuminating places where the sun didn’t shine, a baby appeared.”

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“Some accounts suggest that Pandu got confused because the sage in question had a fetish for deer and was either dressed as one or having sex with an actual deer. Regardless, it was the last time Pandu assaulted anyone with a loaded weapon, friendly or otherwise.”

Humour Mythology Contemporary Indian Authors Urban Fantasy Series

Book:Shadows Rising

Source: Shadows Rising

“Despite his good intentions, Pandu was unable to keep it in his pants. Long story short, he got handsy with Madri; one thing led to another, and soon, Madri and Kunti became widows.”

Humour Mythology Contemporary Urban Fantasy Indian Authors

Book:Shadows Rising

Source: Shadows Rising

“The sane thing to do when finding out your spouse is blind would be to support him through the use of your perfectly functioning eyes If you are really pissed, give him the cold shoulder, tell him you have a headache every time he is feeling amorous, sigh deeply and tell him “I’m fine’ when you are clearly not - maybe even re-arrange the furniture.”

Humour Mythology Contemporary Urban Fantasy Indian Authors

Book:Shadows Rising

Source: Shadows Rising

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Book:The Greek Experience

Source: The Greek Experience

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Book:Starbreaker Protocol

Source: Starbreaker Protocol

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Source: Sonnets From The Mountaintop

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Book:Sonnets From The Mountaintop

Source: Sonnets From The Mountaintop