“If you want to save your kid, his personality would be all in his head.. Why would you keep his body and use a random elephants head?” HumourMythologyContemporaryUrban FantasyIndian Authors Book:Shadows Rising Source: Shadows Rising
“Draupadi was clearly the kim kardasian of her time - someone with a clear head on her shoulders but nobody really paid attention to anything above her shoulders” HumourMythologyContemporaryUrban FantasyIndian Authors Book:Shadows Rising Source: Shadows Rising
“When Indra wanted to disrupt a sages penance, he would disburse Celestial hotties like OnlyFans subscriptions” HumourMythologyContemporaryUrban FantasyIndian Authors Book:Shadows Rising Source: Shadows Rising
“Kunti had been a gracious host to a wandering sage named Durvasa. Pleased with her devotion, he taught her a magical hymn that could be used to invoke any god to ‘bless her’ with a child. It goes without saying that dishing out boons like that to a teenager wasn't a smart idea.” HumourMythologyContemporaryUrban FantasyIndian Authors Book:Shadows Rising Source: Shadows Rising
“It turned out that sex with a god was divine in more ways than one. Once Surya was done illuminating places where the sun didn’t shine, a baby appeared.” HumourMythologyContemporaryUrban FantasyIndian Authors Book:Shadows Rising Source: Shadows Rising
“Some accounts suggest that Pandu got confused because the sage in question had a fetish for deer and was either dressed as one or having sex with an actual deer. Regardless, it was the last time Pandu assaulted anyone with a loaded weapon, friendly or otherwise.” HumourMythologyContemporaryIndian AuthorsUrban Fantasy Series Book:Shadows Rising Source: Shadows Rising
“Despite his good intentions, Pandu was unable to keep it in his pants. Long story short, he got handsy with Madri; one thing led to another, and soon, Madri and Kunti became widows.” HumourMythologyContemporaryUrban FantasyIndian Authors Book:Shadows Rising Source: Shadows Rising
“The sane thing to do when finding out your spouse is blind would be to support him through the use of your perfectly functioning eyes If you are really pissed, give him the cold shoulder, tell him you have a headache every time he is feeling amorous, sigh deeply and tell him “I’m fine’ when you are clearly not - maybe even re-arrange the furniture.” HumourMythologyContemporaryUrban FantasyIndian Authors Book:Shadows Rising Source: Shadows Rising