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“Were you backing it up on the fridge?” [Jet] “I was…uh…was…removing smudges with my butt. Did you forget something?” [Shawna] “My laptop. I have a paper due Monday for English. I’ll just go get that now,” Jet said, still looking disconcerted as she left the room. “I saw a smudge, and I rubbed my butt on it. That’s perfectly normal,” Shawna called after her.”

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Book:Patty's Potent Potion
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