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“Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears.”

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Book:The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

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The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

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Molly Harper is a renowned author known for her humorous and light-hearted writing style. Her works often feature elements of fantasy and romance, which have won her a wide readership. more

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