Source: Carolina Wolf
Contemporary Comedy Quotes
Browse 27 quotes about Contemporary Comedy.
Contemporary Comedy Quotes
“I'd rather drink my dinner out of a martini glass and follow it up with a cosmopolitan chaser.”
Source: Dead End Dating
Source: Fashionably Dead
Source: A Witch's Handbook of Kisses and Curses
“Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit?”
Source: Fashionably Dead
Source: The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires
Source: Dead End Dating
“A boot up the ass could be considered a 'nudge' right?”
Source: How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf
Source: How Hard Can It Be?
Source: The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires
Source: A Witch's Handbook of Kisses and Curses
“Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor.”
Source: How to Date a Vampire
Source: How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf
“I could run, too, but my feet hurt. It's tough being a fashion vixen.”
Source: Dead End Dating
“I sighed. 'Ah spite, the stuff of fairy tales.”
Source: How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf
Source: My Bluegrass Baby
Source: My Bluegrass Baby
“She wasn't the type. Her idea of exercise was lifting a fork.”
Source: How to Date a Vampire
Source: How Hard Can It Be?
Source: How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf
Source: My Bluegrass Baby
Source: Divine and Dateless
Source: Divine and Dateless
“Annabelle was practically standing on my back. It was like wearing an Annabelle backpack.”
Source: Forever Charmed
Source: How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf
Source: The Bite of Silence
“Maybe younger than the thirty he looked, still caught in style over substance.”
Source: The Bite of Silence