“My bank must stop trying to sell me identity theft protection. You know why I expect you to protect my money? Because you're a bank.”
Quote by Bill Maher
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The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
This book offers a satirical perspective on contemporary social behaviors and expectations, exploring the author's unique observations and commentary on the ways in which others may appear to be out of touch or overly concerned with trivial matters while the author maintains a different viewpoint. more
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Bill Maher
Bill Maher is an American comedian, political commentator, and television host. Known for his sharp political satire and humor, he is best recognized for hosting ABC's 'Politically Incorrect'. Born on January 20, 1956, Maher's career spans television, film, and stage performances, as well as writing and producing. more
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