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“TV news is like kryptonite to children. The two major shifts in taste for children to adulthood are news and mustard. Kids hate news and mustard. Well, mustard even has the word 'turd' in it. Maybe I should threaten my kids that if they don't go to bed, I will force them to watch an hour-long newscast about mustard.”

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Book:Dad Is Fat
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Dad Is Fat

This book offers a candid and often laugh-out-loud account of the author's experiences as a father, addressing the unique trials and tribulations of parenting with a humorous twist. The author shares personal anecdotes and observations that resonate with many new dads, providing both comic relief and insightful commentary on the journey of fatherhood. more

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Jim Gaffigan
Jim Gaffigan

Jim Gaffigan, born on July 7, 1966, is an American comedian known for his humorous and insightful performances. His style of comedy is characterized by its wit and keen observations of everyday life, often touching on themes such as family, religion, and interpersonal relationships. more

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