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“The whiskey was a good start. I got the idea from Dylan Thomas. He's this poet who drank twenty-one straight whiskeys at the White Horse Tavern in New York and then died on the spot from alcohol poisoning. I've always wanted to hear the bartender's side of the story. What was it like watching this guy drink himself out of here? How did it feel handing him number twenty-one and watching his face crumple up before the fall of the stool? And did he already have number twenty-two poured, waiting for this big fat tip, and then have to drink it himself after whoever came took the body away?”

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Book:Suicide Notes
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Suicide Notes

This book delves into the lives of individuals grappling with the profound impact of loss, offering a raw and honest portrayal of the emotional turmoil that can accompany the end of life. Through a series of interconnected stories, readers are invited to reflect on the fragility of human existence and the enduring power of memory. more

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Michael Thomas Ford
Michael Thomas Ford

Michael Thomas Ford, born on October 1, 1968, is an accomplished author. His works span various genres and are recognized for their unique perspective and profound insights. more

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