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Burglars Can't Be Choosers

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Lawrence Block
Lawrence Block

Lawrence Block, born on June 24, 1938, is a renowned American writer known for his crime novels. His works span a variety of genres, including mystery and suspense, and are characterized by their unique style and popularity among readers. more

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