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“My mum said to me and my brother, 'Don't crumble your bread or roll in the soup'. I said, 'I don't want to roll in my soup'. Then she said, 'Eat up, Michael'. and my brother said, 'I don't want to eat up Michael'.”

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The Hypnotiser

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Michael Rosen
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Michael Rosen is a renowned British novelist, born on May 7, 1946. His works are known for their unique style and profound emotional depth, which have won him a wide audience. more

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