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“I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on this sofa, it would be ninety per cent disappointment.”

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Danny Wallace
Danny Wallace

Danny Wallace is a British comedian, writer, and television presenter. He gained widespread popularity for his performances on the BBC comedy show 'The 11 O'Clock Show'. Wallace is known for his unique sense of humor and his distinctive observations of everyday life. more

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