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“Les deux gendarmes sont déjà en train de se demander comment ils vont expliquer le vol de leur voiture par une adolescente déguisée en loutre, une autiste sévère et un garçon de quatorze ans. Peut-être songent-ils à leur reconversion.”

Book:Le théorème du kiwi

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“Ouch," Teo groaned. Aurelio was at his side in a blink, pulling him to his feet. "Thanks," he grumbled, shaking out his wings. "You're the one I should be thanking," Aurelio replied with a self-conscious quirk of his lips. "OH, FINE! I see how it is!" Niya came stomping down the dock, dripping wet. "Aurelio gets an airlift but I gotta swim?!" she demanded, wringing out her braids. "We've got bigger problems, Niya!" Teo shot back.”

Humour Awesomeness Oh My Goodness I Love Them Teo Aurelio Niya

Book:Celestial Monsters

Source: Celestial Monsters

“I have no idea what to believe I’ll find in here anymore. You could park a Costco in one of these rooms and I’d just nod along once I found it, like, Uh-huh. Okay, sure. Of course.”

Humour Depression Architecture Brutalism Liminal Space

Book:Coup de Grâce

Source: Coup de Grâce

“... We were just having a talk about homosexuality." "He is frightfully interested in that at the moment, although he can't have the least idea what it is - can he? It must be the effect of his overbearing and possessive mum. Odd what little children get up to; I was a committed transvestite at his age. But that seemed to get it out of the system," he added hastily.”

Humour Gay Lgbt Coming Of Age Queer

Book:The Swimming-Pool Library

Source: The Swimming-Pool Library

“No brilliance in attack?' demanded the Viscount, 'After Salamanca?' 'Well I don't know about Salamanca,' said Mr Wittering unguardedly,' All I say is -' But the Viscount cut him short. Mr Heathersett, standing in patient boredom while invisible armies manoeuvered about him, and the Viscount drew invisible lines on the flagway with the point of his cane, reflected that it would henceforth be impossible for Mr Wittering to say (if there was any truth in him) that he didn't know about Salamanca.”

Humour Battleground Passionate Interest

Book:April Lady

Source: April Lady

“Say what?" "I love you." "I just wanted to hear the words. You didn't actually use them." "But I'm still frustrated you said it first." "Milo, your boyfriend just admitted he's crazy in love with you, and you're annoyed he said it before you?" "Yes, yes I am." I laughed. "God, I love you.”

Love Humour

Book:Boyfriend Goals

Source: Boyfriend Goals

“We know what followed. Marius continued to act absurdly.”

Humour Marius

Book:Les Misérables

Source: Les Misérables

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