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“I suppose we should contact the local authorities?” said Wilbur. “I’m a princess,” said Harriet. “We’re in the hamster kingdom. I kinda am the authorities.” “Yeah, but you’re more a hitting-things-with-a-sword princess than a rehabilitating-villains princess.” “Being hit with a sword can be very rehabilitating, under the right circumstances.”

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Giant Trouble

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Ursula Vernon
Ursula Vernon

Ursula Vernon, born on May 28, 1977, is an accomplished American writer known for her unique humor and imaginative storytelling. Her works, primarily in the genres of fantasy and science fiction, have gained widespread popularity among young readers, earning her critical acclaim and a dedicated fan base. more

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