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“I'm afraid I don't know WTF. I only discovered LOL from Joyce last week. I'm going to assume that it doesn't refer to the Warsaw Transit Facility, as that was shut down in 1981 when the Russians came sniffing.”

Book:The Thursday Murder Club

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“In one city, a famous gangster robbed a bank of a thousand pounds and spent the whole lot on Wonka bars that same afternoon. And when the police entered his house to arrest him, they found him sitting on the floor amidst mountains of chocolate, ripping off the wrappers with the blade of a long dagger.”

Wtf

Book:Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Source: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

“I'm genius and I'm tired of pretending less clever than I actually am just so you can catch up. -the diary of an oxygen thief”

Wtf

Book:Diary of an Oxygen Thief

Source: Diary of an Oxygen Thief

“I count my finger to make sure it's still there”

Wtf

Book:Shatter Me

Source: Shatter Me

“Lions respect their Lionesses because they know that their food depends on them. Lions respect their Lionesses because they know that their lineage depends on them. Why do men refuse to respect their women?”

Inspirational Motivational Quotes Women Feminism Respect Lions Mitta Xinindlu Lioness

Author:Mitta Xinindlu

“A pedophile only screws kids. Democrats screw everyone.”

Wtf Pedophilia Nope

Author:Carroll Bryant

“My mother looked at me, her long turquoise nail on the lift button. “Darling, I do hope, since you haven’t yet found a lover, that you’re masturbating regularly, as I suggested.”

Damn Wtf Horny Robots

Book:The Silver Metal Lover

Source: The Silver Metal Lover

“O Facebook e o Google dizem-nos que os seus objetivos são louváveis: criar uma melhor experiência para o utilizador. Mas são também empresas, e a criação de uma melhor experiência para o utilizador está estritamente ligada a outra função de aptidão: ganhar dinheiro.”

Google Facebook Wtf Dinheiro Tim Oreilly Utilizador

Book:WTF?: What's the Future and Why It's Up to Us

Source: WTF?: What's the Future and Why It's Up to Us

“A ideia de que extrair os maiores lucros possíveis e em seguida distribuir o dinheiro pelos gestores da empresa, grandes investidores e outros acionistas é bom para a sociedade tornou-se tão profundamente enraizada que durante demasiado tempo tem sido difícil ver os efeitos destrutivos para a nossa sociedade quando se dá prioridade aos acionistas sobre os trabalhadores, as comunidades e os clientes. Este é um mapa nocivo que levou a nossa economia por maus caminhos.”

Wtf Economia Sociedade Dinheiro Tim Oreilly Empresa Acionistas

Book:WTF?: What's the Future and Why It's Up to Us

Source: WTF?: What's the Future and Why It's Up to Us

“Confundir o que é bom para os mercados financeiros com o que é bom para os empregos, salários e para a vida das pessoas é um erro fatal em muitas escolhas económicas realizadas por líderes empresariais, legisladores e políticos.”

Wtf Mercado Tim Oreilly Emprego Legisladores Salarios

Book:WTF?: What's the Future and Why It's Up to Us

Source: WTF?: What's the Future and Why It's Up to Us

“Eu sou um capitalista bem-sucedido, mas estou cansado de ouvir que pessoas como eu criam empregos. Há apenas uma coisa que cria empregos, e são os clientes. E temos estado a tramar os trabalhadores há tanto tempo que eles não se podem dar ao luxo de ser nossos clientes. - Nick Hanauer”

Wtf Tim Oreilly Emprego Capitalista Clientes Nick Hanauer

Book:WTF?: What's the Future and Why It's Up to Us

Source: WTF?: What's the Future and Why It's Up to Us

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