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“when humans don’t understand why something happens, we make it up. Why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west? That’s the direction of the Greek god Helios’s chariot. How did zebras get stripes? A zebra got burned walking through a baboon’s fire. How did the novel coronavirus spread so quickly? 5G towers.”

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Book:99 Ways to Die: And How to Avoid Them
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