“You exposed your penis on national television, Max. What am I supposed to do?" "I didn't expose it, Howard, it just sort of peeked out.”
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Augusten Burroughs
Augusten Burroughs is an American writer born on October 23, 1965. Known for his memoirs, his works, such as 'Dry' and 'Running with Scissors,' have gained widespread popularity and critical acclaim. more
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