“We now had three girls and one testosterone-pumped guy bird that spent every walking minute doing of of three things: pursuing sex, having sex or crowing boastfully about the sex he had just scored. Jenny observed that roosters are what men would be if left to their own devices, with no social conventions to rein in their baser instincts, and I couldn't disagree. I had to admit, I kind of admired the lucky bastard.”
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Marley and Me: Life and Love With the World’s Worst Dog
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John Grogan
John Grogan, born on March 20, 1957, is an accomplished journalist. His career began in local newspapers and he has grown to become a nationally recognized journalist, known for his in-depth investigative reporting and unique writing style. more
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