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“He'd been in surgery for-like-ever, then in recovery, but they put him in a room because, despite the amount of blood loss, his wounds were no longer life threatening. "You here to get in my pants?" he asked. "You're not wearing any pants," I reminded him. "You're wearing a girly gown with a built-in ass ventilator.”

Quote by Darynda Jones

Work

Second Grave on the Left

In this mystery novel, the protagonist navigates the complexities of a small town while unraveling a series of intriguing and mysterious deaths. The story delves into the nuances of human behavior and the dark underbelly of a seemingly peaceful community. more

Author

Darynda Jones
Darynda Jones

Darynda Jones, born in 1965, is an acclaimed American author known for her unique sense of humor and emotional depth in her novels. Her works have gained widespread attention and praise from readers. more

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