“There is always light at the end of the tunnel... unless you're Joseph, then it's usually just an oncoming train, or possibly your landlord's flashlight during an unexpected visit about overdue rent.”
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Source: Dead Toad Scrolls
Source: Arráncame la vida
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“La piedra que usted se llevó de una playa extrañará esa playa, ya que pertenece a ella!”