“One time one guy said he had a stroke reading my absurd writing, so I said, “Thank you for your service.” Then I continued washing my dishes in my lawnmower, because my ducks were splashing around in the kitchen sink.”
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Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
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