Quotessence
Home / Quotes / Quote by Michael Gurnow

Quote by Michael Gurnow

“My wife also contributed to my poison ivy education. She taught me women have an aversion to 'red, bumpy men' and are not the least bit aroused by any part of the male anatomy which happens to be infected. However, this was not a problem. My infestation was so severe, the act of scratching produced orgasmic waves of delight that made me consider scheduling weekly au naturel pilgrimages through lush, rolling fields of the devil vine.”

Quote by Michael Gurnow

Book:Nature's Housekeeper
Create image

Work

Nature's Housekeeper

Browse quotes and source details for this work. more

Author

Michael Gurnow

Browse famous quotes and profile details for Michael Gurnow. more

You May Also Like

“The blame for the overturning of Roe v Wade does not fall upon the overzealous, vindictive evangelical—either in a pew or judge’s robe—anymore than it does the bruised-knee legislator and his Plus-1, the campaign-financing lobbyist: All are boorish cultural phenomena, buoyed by society’s currents, political inertia determining their every direction. Instead, history will shake its head in disappointment at those who stood idly by and did nothing.”

AbortionSupreme CourtBirth ControlContraceptivesRoe V WadeMichael Gurnow
Author:Michael Gurnow
Create image

“We must not become so overly obsessed with the minute details of the Torah that we neglect the more important parts. However, we also must not say that the “less important” parts of the Torah aren’t important at all. God forbid! While we certainly must emphasize the weightier matters of the Torah, at the same time we must not invalidate the lighter matters”

TorahMessianic JudaismMessianicYeshua
Book:When Faith Works: Living Out the Law of Liberty According to James
Create image

“For I am not ashamed of the Gospel, because it is the power of God for salvation for everyone who believes, Jewish first and then Greek. (Romans 1:16 - ONM) To the Jew first. What an incredible yet controversial proposition. To some, Israel is a political argument centred on the issue of land acquisition and misdemeanours against other nations. On the other hand, some perceive Israel as a religious representation of all things that are opposed to things biblical (under the law and not under grace...and all that), both camps missing the point completely.”

ChristianityEvolutionMental IllnessCompareNonfictionEugenicsCreationismNew ReleaseMessianic
Book:The Hidden Tree
Create image

“Jesus doesn't hold back with Nicodemus. Following Jesus would require a commitment that would cost Nicodemus a great deal....In fact, it's true throughout all of Scripture....Following Jesus isn't something you can do at night where no one notices. It's a twenty-four-hour-a-day commitment that will interfere with your life. That's not the small-print--that's a guarantee.”

ChristianityInspirational ReligiousBiblical Living
Book:Not a Fan: Becoming a Completely Committed Follower of Jesus
Create image