“Diplomatic #@@@@@##%%%%#%%%%@@@@@@$$$$$####!!! Immunity?”
Source: Astonishing X-Men, Vol. 1: Gifted
“There was some kind of X-men emergency, so all the teachers were gone. This happens every now and then. It's one of the perks of having super heroes for your teachers - when the world is about to end (which is like at least twice a month), school gets canceled. Heck, three weeks ago there was a big chemistry final for the upperclassmen. Beast was the teacher - he's this big, burly guy who can do acrobatic stuff like a monkey, but he also happens to be a super-genius. He's, like, legendary for his tough finals, so there were kids walking through the halls, going, "Oh, God, please let Galactus try to eat the earth. Please please please let there be an alien invasion by the Skrulls!”
Source: Wolverine: Worst Day Ever
“Hank: As unbelievable as you may find this, Scott, we can do some things without your guidance.
Warren: You're right, Hank! Why, did you know I went to the bathroom this morning-
Hank: Not without Scott!
Warren: Yes!”
Source: X-Men: First Class - Tomorrow's Brightest
“Gert: What... what just happened?
Chase: I don't know, but guess who totally stole Cookie Monster's glasses!
Gert: Whew, for a second there, I was worried we almost learned something.
Chase: Ooo, look at me! I'm a big fluffy nerd!”
Source: Runaways: The Complete Collection, Vol. 2
“From my experience, you're either ready to adapt and overcome... or you die.”
Source: X-Treme X-Men Omnibus, Vol. 1
“Religion and mental health have always overlapped in their attempts to understand troubled minds. Is that voice divine revelation or auditory hallucination? Is ego dissolution mystical or pathological?”
“I mean, why are people so awful? Everyone hates me because I'm a mutant. But i just paint pictures! Where's the harm?”
Source: X-Treme X-Men Omnibus, Vol. 1
“Society's rule work, Manoli. What's needed is someone to fairly enforce them.”
Source: X-Treme X-Men Omnibus, Vol. 1
“Poor boy. To have your trust and innocence so cruelly abused.
Welcome to the real world, sonny.
Suck it up, kiddo. That's what Happens when you sell yourself for money.”
Source: X-Treme X-Men Omnibus, Vol. 1
“You taught me we are all human. And however will we learn, if you never give us the chance?”
Source: X-Treme X-Men Omnibus, Vol. 1