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“The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you.”

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“A company of wolves, is better than a company of wolves in sheep's clothing.”

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“If you run out of options, pray for more.”

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Source: Hope Evermore: Quotes, Verse, & Spiritual Inspiration for Every Day of the Year

“You’ve been smoking again, haven’t you? Your eyes look like road maps and you’re in full bastard mode.”

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Book:Ashes to Ashes: Screenplay

Source: Ashes to Ashes: Screenplay

“I didn't want to miss out on a chance to congratulate you on your bouncing baby boy.” Garrett’s eyes trailed over to Milo who stood tall with an arrogant smile on his face next to his father. “I’m not sure on the protocol over here, though, is it customary to celebrate bastards?” Garrett’s comment hit the mark just like he knew it would. The smile was wiped from Milo’s face, and he stalked right up to Garrett and threw a punch at his jaw.”

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Book:A Beautiful Lie

Source: A Beautiful Lie

“You’re one cruel bastard,” she managed to get out. He tsked with his tongue. “Everyone says that.” Then he took hold of her chin and locked his gaze with hers. “Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind – you know that. And sometimes, it takes a bastard to see it through.”

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Book:The Last Dragon

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“I wish people weren't so set on being themselves, when that means being a bastard.”

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Book:The Rebel Angels

Source: The Rebel Angels

“I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.”

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Book:Sleepeth Not, the Bastard

Source: Sleepeth Not, the Bastard

“In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by a series of ghosts who, by showing him bleak visions of Christmas future, past, and present, would bring about in him a change to generosity, kindness, and a general warmth toward his fellow man. But this is not that kind of Christmas story, so here, in not too many pages, someone is going to dispatch the miserable son of a bitch with a shovel. That's the spirit of Christmas yet to come in these parts. Ho, ho, ho.”

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Book:The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

Source: The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

“Farewell, bastard.”

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Book:Troilus and Cressida

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“All men are bastards. Some are obvious bastards. Some are covert bastards. The ones who appear to be bastards are safer as you know what you are dealing with. The men who hide behind a facade of manners and politeness are the coldest of bastards’.”

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Book:Reham Khan

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