“I haven’t sold Spinning Death Kicks Disguised As Reading A Book Quietly since my third grade teacher confiscated all my camouflage material. She also snatched away my Duck Quacks In A Can (with 50% more flavor).”
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Music is fluid, and my saxophone overflows when my ducks slosh in the sounds I make in elevators.
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