“If it were me, I'd wait until the queen said, "O great Demeter—"
Then I'd jump out with a bunch of explosives and fireworks and say, "YOU CALLED?"
Probably a good thing. nobody has made me a god.”
Source: Percy Jackson's Greek Gods
“So next time you have mint chocolate chip ice cream, you can thank Persephone, though it can be a little hard to eat the stuff when you realize it's made from smashed river nymph.”
Source: Percy Jackson's Greek Gods
“She was even nice to Poseidon's demigod children, unlike some other goddesses I could name. (Cough, Hera, cough.)”
Source: Percy Jackson's Greek Gods
“I said warfare and wisdom," Athena explained. "I'll oversee the kind of combat that requires planning, craftiness, and high intelligence. You can still be in charge of the stupid, bloody, 'manly man' aspects of war."
"Oh, all right," said Ares. Then he frowned. "Wait...what?”
Source: Percy Jackson's Greek Gods
“I ran through the rooms washed in weird blue light from the fish tank exhibits. Cuttlefish, clown fish, and eels all stared at me as I raced past. I could hear their little minds whispering, Son of the sea god! Son of the sea god! It's great when you're a celebrity to squids”
Source: The Demigod Files
“River number three, the Acheron, was the River of Pain. If you guessed it was painful, you win a cookie!”
Source: Percy Jackson's Greek Gods
“Ever had one of those dreams where you wake up startled because you felt like you were falling? That's the oneiroi messing with you. They probably picked you up and dropped you, just to be mean. Next time it happens, smack your fist on the floor and yell, "Hades, tell you stupid daimons to knock it out!”
Source: Percy Jackson's Greek Gods
“Poseidon spent almost all his time pursuing a perfectly exhausting quantity of beautiful girls and boys and fathering by the girls an even greater number of monsters, demigods and human heroes - Percy Jackson and Theseus to name but two.”
Source: Mythos - The Greek Myths Retold
“I'm sorry about that. I thought you were going to die.'
'Hey, I'm usually about to die. Don't feel bad.”
Source: The Battle of the Labyrinth
“Grover told me he could dissolve the empathy link between us, now that we were face to face, but I told him I'd just as soon keep it if that was okay with him. He put down his reed pipes and stared at me.
'But, if I get in trouble again, you'll be in danger, Percy! You could die!'
'If you get in trouble again, I want to know about it. And I'll come help you again, G-man. I wouldn't have it any other way.”
Source: The Sea of Monsters