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“Seducing Jordana was solid – she's got such high standards – but when I finally got the snogs in it was all worth it." I transform Jordana's blather into high-level discourse: Lounging in a post-osculatory glow, I knew that all those months of hard chivalry had been worthwhile.”

Quote by Joe Dunthorne

Work

This book delves into complex relationships and personal growth through the lens of a protagonist navigating family ties and self-discovery. more

Author

Joe Dunthorne is a British novelist born in 1982. His works are acclaimed for their unique narrative style and profound insights into contemporary social issues. more

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