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Book:Liver: A Fictional Organ With a Surface Anatomy of Four Lobes

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Liver: A Fictional Organ With a Surface Anatomy of Four Lobes

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Will Self is a British author known for his distinctive style and sharp wit. His works span across various genres including novels, non-fiction, short stories, and plays. Born on September 26, 1961, Self's writing often delves into the complexities of modern society and the darker aspects of human nature. more

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