“How did I know you were going to show up?” “Because you’re psychic now?” Dylan raised an eyebrow at that. “If I was actually psychic, sweetheart, I probably wouldn’t have gotten involved with you.” “Oh, ow,” he said, grabbing his chest. “I think you just made my heart hurt.”
“I think all people who are obsessed with other people's sex lives are hiding something.”
“What doesn't kill you can be ignored until the immediate crisis has passed.”
“He hated YouTube. He wished it would die of mad cow disease.”
“He needed to wear that bell around his neck and randomly intone, “Unclean,” to warn people.”
“Tis one thing to be tempted, Escalus, Another thing to fall." - Angelo, Act 2 Scene 1”
“Dear self, it's okay to check out for a while, just remember to check back in.”