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Humor Honesty

Book:Bloodlines

Source: Bloodlines

“The problem with life—with a lot of things—was randomness was responsible for so many things.”

Sad Dylan

Book:Freefall

Source: Freefall

“I'm not going to lie to you and say it gets easier, because it doesn't. It's just that you get used to it. The human animal has an amazing capacity to get used to almost anything.”

Death Wise Sad Mourning Dylan

Book:Life After Death

Source: Life After Death

“Roan rested his forehead against his and put a hand on his chest. Sweet man, one he didn’t deserve. “I’m sorry.” “For what?” “The insanity that is my life. Me.” “Hey, I signed up for this ride. I knew from past experience that sexy men were always trouble, and it wasn’t like your reputation didn’t precede you. I have no one to blame but myself.” “You think I’m sexy?” “Don’t fish for compliments.”

Sweet Dylan Roan

Book:Lesser Evils

Source: Lesser Evils

“A spa?" "Yeah, Avalon Spa, you know the place near the mall?" "Oh, right. What do you do there?" Again, the nervous glance at the floor, and the small flush of color rising up his neck. "I'm a masseur. Which I know sounds phony as hell, but I'm licensed and everything. Also, my clients are women- the only men at Avalon are the ones on staff. And while I've got nothing against women at all- I'd have no friends in high school if it weren't for women- I find them as sexually attractive as roadkill possum." Roan had to swallow back a laugh. "Don't tell them that." "Oh, God no! I'd never get any tips then.”

Roan Matt

Book:Bloodlines

Source: Bloodlines

“There’s bigots in every race, creed, and orientation. Idiocy is universal.”

Idiots Roan Roanism

Book:Shift

Source: Shift

“Roan tried not to stare, but the guard’s head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he’d ever had a hen sit on him by mistake.”

Funny Smartass Roan

Book:Shift

Source: Shift

“It’s an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars.” “I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job.”

Funny Smartass Roan Salads

Book:Lesser Evils

Source: Lesser Evils

“That was the problem with caring. It left you vulnerable, open on one side to the most hideous pain imaginable, and the only antidote was to stop giving a shit, but how did you do that? How did you turn it all off?”

Roan

Book:Shift

Source: Shift

“Humanity was awful; humanity made you hurt. Humanity was a weakness that would kill everyone, one way or another.”

Humanity Bleak Roan Roanism

Book:Life After Death

Source: Life After Death

“God, he was so beautiful. It was the tragic kind of beauty too, the kind you knew was doomed from the start. A face that launched a thousand ships and dug a million graves.”

Beauty Paris Troy Roan

Book:Shift

Source: Shift

“Yeah, that would be awesome. Me loaded and trying very hard not to make a scene, while the guy who had one gay slip with me and his wife are not five feet away, also trying not to be awkward. That’ll be so much fun. I just might hang myself with a rope made of braided napkins.” “Aww. Nice touch with the braid. Very gay,” Dylan told him, patting him on the back. Roan looked at him with a frown. “No one likes a sarcastic bastard, Dyl.” “Well, I do.” He paused briefly. “Obviously.” Ouch.”

Dylan Roan

Book:Epitaph

Source: Epitaph

“He hated YouTube. He wishes it would die of mad cow disease.”

Humor Funny Youtube Roan Roanism

Book:Life After Death

Source: Life After Death

“Roan rubbed his eyes, restraining the urge to ask if "light domination" meant he liked having his dates order for him in restaurants.”

Roan Roanism

Book:Life After Death

Source: Life After Death

“Cockblocked by the phone. Wanna bet it’s Focus On The Family or some Satanic organization like?”

Funny Roan

Book:Freefall

Source: Freefall

“MRI machines sucked. They really, honestly sucked. You lay motionless inside a cramped metal tube that made you feel like a torpedo waiting for launch, and weird noises went off around you as you fought off claustrophobia you’d never had before for an hour that seemed to last approximately one thousand years.”

Truth Mri Roan Roanism

Book:Freefall

Source: Freefall

“Strong could be dealt with—but crazy? Oh no. You never knew what the crazy were going to do.”

Crazy Roan Tank

Book:Shift

Source: Shift

“Paris came down the stairs looking incredible. He‘d gone with the simple classic look of the tight white T-shirt, the low-slung jeans that showed off a glimpse of his flat belly, and a black leather jacket. His hair was perfectly mussed, a calculated look that seemed natural and sexy. At the bottom of the staircase, he turned around slowly, holding his arms out to his sides. "Well, how do I look?" Damn. "Like I want to rip your clothes off right this second. You‘re gonna kill that kid. He‘s going to explode, and they‘re going to have to scrape his remains off the wall." "Yeesh, I was with you until you got descriptive." "Can‘t help it. You make me poetic." "I thought I made you horny." "Same damn thing.”

Paris Roan

Book:Bloodlines

Source: Bloodlines

“Paris rubbed his forehead against his, running his hands through Roan‘s hair, and said, 'How about we come back here and exchange notes once we‘re done with the interviews? Take a long lunch.' 'Only exchange notes?' 'No one said we can‘t exchange notes in bed.”

Paris Roan

Book:Bloodlines

Source: Bloodlines

“How did I know you were going to show up?” “Because you’re psychic now?” Dylan raised an eyebrow at that. “If I was actually psychic, sweetheart, I probably wouldn’t have gotten involved with you.” “Oh, ow,” he said, grabbing his chest. “I think you just made my heart hurt.”

Dylan Roan

Book:Undertow

Source: Undertow

“I think all people who are obsessed with other people's sex lives are hiding something.”

Truth Roan Roanism

Book:Life After Death

Source: Life After Death

“What doesn't kill you can be ignored until the immediate crisis has passed.”

Roan Roanism

Book:Life After Death

Source: Life After Death

“He hated YouTube. He wished it would die of mad cow disease.”

Funny Youtube Roan Roanism

Book:Life After Death

Source: Life After Death

“He needed to wear that bell around his neck and randomly intone, “Unclean,” to warn people.”

Roan Unclean Roanism

Book:Freefall

Source: Freefall

“Something in him just lived to be contrary. If he couldn’t have their respect, he’d accept their hate.”

Roan Roanism

Book:Shift

Source: Shift

“After what Holden and Kevin had told him, and what he could find himself, he just wanted to sit this guy down, talk calmly and rationally, and then beat him so bad his grandkids would be born dizzy and bleeding from the eyeballs.”

Roan Roanism

Book:Shift

Source: Shift

“Did you kiss me?” “What? Why would you think that?” His smirking face seemed to give nothing away. “You bastard! Who cops a feel on an unconscious man?” “Not me. I like my feelees conscious.”

Funny Holden Roan

Book:Lesser Evils

Source: Lesser Evils

“...let me say, on behalf of the entire gay male community, we hate your fucking guts ’cause you landed him. Share, you selfish bastard.”

Gay Gay Romance Gay Humor

Book:Prey

Source: Prey

“After finding "God hates fags" written in Magic Marker on his locker Roan had cleaned it off and then wrote, also in Magic Marker, "I hate your God”

Hate Bullies Roan Roanism

Book:Life After Death

Source: Life After Death

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