“Roan tried not to stare, but the guard’s head was almost perfectly egg shaped. He wanted to ask him if he’d ever had a hen sit on him by mistake.” FunnySmartassRoan Book:Shift Source: Shift
“It’s an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars.” “I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job.” FunnySmartassRoanSalads Book:Lesser Evils Source: Lesser Evils