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The House That George Built: With a Little Help from Irving, Cole, and a Crew of About Fifty

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Wilfrid Sheed
Wilfrid Sheed

Wilfrid Sheed was a British novelist born on December 27, 1930, and passed away on January 19, 2011. His works are known for their unique sense of humor and profound insights into the complexities of modern society. more

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