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“Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on where you were sitting) Libby let off the smelliest, loudest fart known to humanity. It came out of her bum-oley with such force that she lifted off my knee - like a hovercraft. Even she looked surprised by what had come out of her.”

Quote by Louise Rennison

Book:On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

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On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

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Louise Rennison

Louise Rennison was a British author best known for her young adult novels. Her work is characterized by humor and wit, and has been highly appreciated by young readers. Born in 1951, she passed away on February 29, 2016. more

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