“As I was petting my cat this morning, it hit me that maybe my cat was stillfully rubbing my hand. In this upside-down world of negative interest rates, can you really be sure of anything except the value of duck eggs?”
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BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm presents: Two Ducks Brawling Is A Pre-Pillow Fight
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