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“Oh, please. I'm such a loser. The only thing that's different about me now versus then is that I got some better clothes and got rid of my accent. You'll probably lose yours, too. But even if you don't, this is just high school. Impressing a bunch of snooty teenagers is a pretty lame life goal to have.”

Quote by Vera Brosgol

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Anya's Ghost

In this poignant and humorous novel, Anya, a high school student, discovers that her new friend is actually a ghost. Together, they navigate the complexities of adolescence, facing the challenges of school, family, and the afterlife. The story delves into the emotional depth of loss and the power of friendship, while also offering a unique perspective on the supernatural. more

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Vera Brosgol
Vera Brosgol

Vera Brosgol is a Russian-American cartoonist known for her distinctive style and profound self-expression. Her work often focuses on personal experiences and emotional themes, particularly those related to family, identity, and growth. more

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