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“The only and absolute perfect union of two is when a baby hangs suspended in its mother's womb, like a tiny madman in a padded cell, attached to her, feeling her blood and hormones, and moods play through its body, feeling her feelings.”

Two Play Feelings Body Mother Perfect Blood Baby Absolutes Unions Tiny Mood Cells Womb Madmen Hormones Suspended

Book:A Natural History of Love: Author of the National Bestseller A Natural History of the Senses

Source: A Natural History of Love: Author of the National Bestseller A Natural History of the Senses

“Baby, I have no idea how this will end. Maybe the equator will fall like a hula hoop from the earth's hips and our mouths will freeze mid-kiss on our 80th anniversary or maybe tomorrow my absolute insanity combined with the absolute obstacle course of your communication skills will leave us like a love letter in a landfill. But whatever, however, whenever this ends I want you to know that right now, I love you forever.”

“If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission.”

People Ifs Running Baby Absolutes Admission Absolute Freedom

Author:Lenny Bruce

“It's an absolute blast to be a voice actor, but also kinda scary that the vocal baby you just birthed out at a mic is then taken by other folks and becomes something else.”

Actors Voice Taken Baby Absolutes Folks Scary Vocal Blast Mics

Author:Roger Craig Smith

“I was always around people who were in the business from the time I was an absolute baby. I grew up in New York City, and my parents, my sister, and I had a house on Fire Island, and they were part of a set of people that were all close and friendly, most of whom were involved in show business in one regard or another. So it was always familiar to me, and I kind of enjoyed it.”

People Kind Shows House Parent Cities Fire New York Baby Grew Involved Grew Up Absolutes Regard Familiar Enjoyed Islands Friendly New York City My Sister Show Business

Author:Fred Melamed

“I love to get a massage but I'm quite a baby with it. I don't like them too hard or anyone walking on me or anything. When it's good, it's the best thing ever. When it's bad, it's an hour of absolute agony.”

Hard Hours Baby Walking Absolutes Best Things Agony Massage

Author:Lara Stone

“I know it's hard being a single mother baby, he said, but we're talking fundamentals here. Homemade cookies are one of the best parts of christmas. It's an absolute fundamental.”

Knows Said Hard Mother Talking Baby Absolutes Fundamentals Cookies Homemade Single Mother Homemade Cookies

Book:Strangers

Source: Strangers

“It's with a heavy heart that I have decided that I can't relocate. I have two babies under 4. Being a mother and wife comes first, and I just cannot uproot my children and separate the family by moving away. I will miss this job desperately and wish everyone the absolute best.”

Firsts Heart Children I Can Two Jobs Moving Mother Wish Wife Missing Baby Decided Absolutes Heavy My Children Can Not Being A Mother Moving Away Heavy Heart

Author:Alyssa Milano