“Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that this simple device can keep idiots off your television screen. [TV remote control] Click.” EarthScienceSimpleSubjectsTelevisionTvsHugeAccountsScreensIdiotTonightDevicesCoincidenceClicksResearchersAsteroidsRemote Control Author:Scott Adams
“I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.” ThinkingSituationHonestyListeningAccountsSafetyIdiotBuzzEdgy Author:Sarah Silverman
“In Leon's account of his life, no-one was mean-spirited, no-one schemed or lied or betrayed; everyone was celebrated at least in some degree... Leon turned out to be a spineless, grinning idiot.” MeanDegreesAccountsIdiotBetrayedLiedSpiritedGrinningMean SpiritedLeonSpineless Author:Ian Mcewan
“I would have thought even a certified idiot like Gabriel here would have taken account of it and notified someone." "Notified who?" asked Jem, not unreasonably. He had moved closer to Tessa as the conversation had continued. As they stood side by side, the backs of their hands brushed. "The Clave. The postman. Us. Anyone," said Will, shooting an irritated look at Gabriel, who was starting to get some color back and looked furious. "I am not a certified idiot—" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered.” LooksSaidHandsSidesTakenColorConversationProveAccountsMovedStartingShootingIdiotFuriousIrritatedGabrielJemPostman Author:Cassandra Clare
“I would not for a moment have you suppose that I am one of those idiots who scorns Science, merely because it is always twisting and turning, and sometimes shedding its skin, like the serpent that is [the doctors'] symbol.” SometimesMomentsScienceDoctorsSkinsAccountsSymbolsIdiotScornSerpent Book:Selected Works on the Pleasures of Reading Source: Selected Works on the Pleasures of Reading