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Alex Ridgemont Quotes

“Dear Asshole: Thank you for keeping your word and believing me. It was more than I expected. Also, I'm sorry you were inconvenienced by my gluing your locker shut at the beginning of this year. However, I am not sorry that I did it, because it was a lot of fun. Love, Alex.”

Humor Alex Ridgemont Miles Richter

Book:Made You Up

Source: Made You Up

“I realized everyone around me was wearing a uniform. Black pants, white button-down shirts, green ties. Gotta love the smell of institutional equality in the morning.”

Humor School Uniforms Alex Ridgemont

Book:Made You Up

Source: Made You Up

“No, you're not a bad person," he said. "And Richter isn't a bad person, and I'm not a bad person. We're just people, and people sometimes do stupid things.”

People Tucker Alex Ridgemont Miles Richter

Book:Made You Up

Source: Made You Up

“Mile's fingers pressed into the small of my back. "Basorexia," he mumbled. "Gesundheit." He laughed. "It's an overwhelming desire to kiss." "I thought you weren't good at figuring out what you felt." "I'm probably using the word in the wrong context. But I'm pretty sure that's what this is.”

Kissing Kissing Quotes Alex Ridgemont Miles Richter

Book:Made You Up

Source: Made You Up

“Did you meet your soul mate? That always happens on the first day of school, right?' 'Oh God, Charlie, she's letting you read again! You went straight to the paranormal section, didn't you?”

Humor High School Paranormal Romance Alex Ridgemont Charlie Ridgemont

Book:Made You Up

Source: Made You Up

“There is no force in high school more powerful than one person's blunt disagreement.”

High School Alex Ridgemont

Book:Made You Up

Source: Made You Up

“Also,' McCoy continued, 'this is the yearly reminder that our beloved scoreboard's birthday, the anniversary of its donation to the school, is coming up in just a few short weeks. So everyone get ready, prepare your offerings, and be ready to celebrate this great occasion!' The PA system went quiet. I stared at the ceiling. Did he just say 'offerings?' For a scoreboard?”

Humor Scoreboard Alex Ridgemont East Shoal High School

Book:Made You Up

Source: Made You Up

“I was the big sister. I was supposed to set and example and lead the way so people would say, 'Hey, you're Alex's sister, aren't you? You two look exactly alike!' instead of 'Hey, you're Alex's sister, aren't you? Are you crazy, too?' The only example I was ever going to set for her was to always check her food before she ate it.”

Humor Sad Alex Ridgemont Paranoid Schizophrenia Charlie Ridgemont

Book:Made You Up

Source: Made You Up

“Are you French?' I asked instead. 'Oui!' Foreign. Foreign spy. French Communist Party acted on Stalin's instructions during part of World War II. French Communist spy. Stop it stop it stop it I turned to Art, a black kid who was a foot and a half taller than me and whose pecs were about to burst of his shirt and eat someone. I gave him a two on the delusion detector. I didn't trust those pecs. 'Hi,' he rumbled. I waved weakly.”

Art Humor Alex Ridgemont Paranoid Schizophrenia Jetta

Book:Made You Up

Source: Made You Up

“I was diagnosed a thirteen. Paranoid got tacked on about a year later, after I verbally attacked a librarian for trying to hand me propaganda pamphlets for an underground communist force operating out of the basement of the public library. (She'd always been a very suspect type of librarian--I refuse to believe donning rubber gloves to handle books is a normal and accepted practice, and I don't care what anyone says.)”

Humor Librarians Alex Ridgemont Paranoid Schizophrenia

Book:Made You Up

Source: Made You Up

“Sometimes I think people take reality for granted.”

Reality Mental Illness Schizophrenia Alex Ridgemont

Book:Made You Up

Source: Made You Up