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“Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She'll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week's episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10. I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.”

“Birth is not only about making babies. Birth is about making mothers.”

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Book:A Bun in the Oven: How the Food and Birth Movements Resist Industrialization

Source: A Bun in the Oven: How the Food and Birth Movements Resist Industrialization

“Only mothers can think of the future - because they give birth to it in their children.”

“A 66-YEAR-OLD woman has become the oldest new mum in Britain after giving birth to a baby boy. I'm amazed she needed to have a caesarean section though, you'd think at 66 she would have needed some masking tape down there just to stop it falling out.”

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Author:Frankie Boyle

“The bond between mother and baby is so interesting. Women have been giving birth since the beginning of time, but when it happens to you it feels like a miracle.”

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Author:Rachel Weisz

“I think that fact alone levels everything. Slapstick amazes me, the folly of humans today, the Ponzi schemes, giving birth to eight babies at once, it's amazing... And I know, it's horrible to have your money stolen and all that, but those are amazing stories.”

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Author:Laurel Nakadate

“Mastering is your last chance to fix or address any issues that you may have before giving birth to this beautiful baby album or track.”

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Author:Emily Lazar

“Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.”

Source: You Don't Have to Be in Who's Who to Know What's What: The Choice Wit and Wisdom of Sam Levenson

“When you're pregnant, you can think of nothing but having your own body to yourself again; yet after giving birth you realize that the biggest part of you is now somehow external, subject to all sorts of dangers and disappearance, so you spend the rest of your life trying to figure out how to keep her close enough for comfort. That's the strange thing about being a mother: Until you have a baby, you don't even realize how much you were missing one.”

Source: The Jodi Picoult Collection #3: Vanishing Acts, The Tenth Circle, and Nineteen Minutes