“Prince William's pregnant wife, Kate Middleton, is past her due date. Doctors may have to induce labor. To speed up the birth, doctors have been telling the baby, 'Come on out. You will never have to work a day in your life.'” MayHas BeensPastWifeBabyBirthLaborDoctorsDuesSpeedPregnantKateDue DatePregnant Wife Author:Conan O'Brien
“Congrats to Prince William and Kate Middleton, who welcomed a baby girl on Saturday. The royal baby weighed eight pounds - or around 12 American dollars.” GirlBabyDollarsEightPoundsSaturdayRoyalKateBaby GirlCongrats Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Sometimes. I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous. I'm pretty low on the showbiz totem pole - I mean, I'm no Jon or Kate plus eight. I'm just a comic, not a baby factory.” MeanSometimesBabyLowsEightComicPlusFactoriesKateTotemsShowbiz Author:Dave Attell
“I'll say this again: Her presence would be the best Mother's Day gift I could ever ask for. I know Kate Siegel a big bestselling author now, but I was sliced, no, ripped open from my boobs down to my baby cannon to bring her into this world, all but bathed in her puke for years, and acted as her own personal chauffeur for the first sixteen years of her life.” KnowsWorldYearsFirstsBigsWould BeMotherAsksThis WorldBabyBeing The BestMothers DayKateSixteenRippedMy BabyCannonsBest MotherPukeChauffeurs Author:Kate Siegel
“She has that kind of baby face, a very young face. So I was interested in working with Kate [Moss].” KindFacesYoungBabyKateMoss Author:Nan Goldin