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“Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!”

Girl Checks Wrecks Check Yourself Due Date

Author:Glenn Beck

“Prince William's pregnant wife, Kate Middleton, is past her due date. Doctors may have to induce labor. To speed up the birth, doctors have been telling the baby, 'Come on out. You will never have to work a day in your life.'”

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Author:Conan O'Brien

“When is the last time you saw a Lamborghini sale?”

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Author:Chris Campbell

“Commitment to each other is critical. Let's make our deadlines and due dates mean something. For changes to occur, we have to embrace them over and over. Take it step by step -- but keep moving forward -- and a year from now, we'll find we've moved from here to there.”

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Author:Rhonda Abrams

“At least gays don't kill babies before their due date.”

Baby Gay Dues Due Date

Author:Daniel Tosh

“All the products that are sold to us - those anti-aging products - are telling us that there's a due date.”

Products Aging Dues Due Date

Author:Karla Souza

“On a sticky August evening two weeks before her due date, Ashima Ganguli stands in the kitchen of a Central Square apartment, combining Rice Krispies and Planters peanuts and chopped red onion in bowl.”

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Author:Jhumpa Lahiri

“So… um… what’s the, er, date? You know, the due date for the little monster.”

Knows Littles Dues Monsters Due Date

Author:Stephenie Meyer

“Check yourself before you wreck yourself.”

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Book:The Abandon Trilogy: Abandon, Underworld and Awaken

Source: The Abandon Trilogy: Abandon, Underworld and Awaken

“Let's say you have a pile that is not sorted. Bring it in front of you, put a sticky note on it that says 'pay bill' and the date when it is due. Then you can sort them by due date.”

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Author:Liz Franklin