“Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs.” PeopleThinkingWellsUseOrderCommunityBabyProgramDancingMalesActiveForestsNakedCelebrateDemonWitchStolenTurkeysWitchcraftLegionOutreach Author:Amy Sedaris
“Science tells you love is just a chemical reaction in the brain, Let me be your Bunsen burner baby, let me be your naked flame!” Love IsBrainBabyLet MeReactionsNakedFlamesChemicalsChemical Reactions Author:John Otway
“Danse Russe If I when my wife is sleeping and the baby and Kathleen are sleeping and the sun is a flame-white disc in silken mists above shining trees,-- if I in my north room dance naked, grotesquely before my mirror waving my shirt round my head and singing softly to myself: "I am lonely, lonely. I was born to be lonely, I am best so!" If I admire my arms, my face, my shoulders, flanks, buttocks against the yellow drawn shades,-- Who shall say I am not the happy genius of my household?” IfsFacesBornSleepWhiteRoomsSunWifeTreeBabyArmsGeniusSingingLonelyMirrorsShiningRoundsMy WifeShouldersNakedAdmireFlamesShirtsShadeYellowHouseholdMistDiscsI Am LonelyButtocks Author:William Carlos Williams
“Acheron kissed her lightly on the cheek. "Rest. We'll be back when he needs you." He watched her climb into bed before he took his nephew down to his room. "Well, it appears to be just the two of us, little one. What say you we get naked, drunk and find us some wenches?" The baby actually smiled up at him as if he understood. Acheron nodded. "So that's it, eh? Barely a month old and you're already lecherous. You are your father's son.” IfsNeedsWellsLittlesTwoFatherRoomsSonBabyMonthsBedUnderstoodNakedDrunkClimbsCheeksNeed YouBack WhenNephewTwo Of UsWenches Book:Acheron Source: Acheron
“You have some severe mental problem I need to be aware of, don’t you? (Shahara) Just because I eat babies for breakfast and pick my teeth with their bones doesn’t mean I’m nuts. (Syn) Any other weird habits I should be aware of? (Shahara) Just my need to dance naked in the streets under the light of a full moon. (Syn)” NeedsShouldMeanProblemLightStreetsBabyHabitMoonPicksBonesTeethNakedBreakfastNutsSevereFull Moon Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon
“I love you, baby. And I want you to stay with me. Always. (Devyn) Believe me, there’s no place else I’d rather be. (Alix) Me, either, but I would rather we be naked. (Devyn)” WantBelieveLove YouBabyNakedBelieve In MeI Want YouStay With MeLove You BabyI Love You Baby Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon